Pest Control

An Irishwoman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
- Quick - said the woman to the lover - into the closet! - and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
- Who are ya? - he asked him.
- I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone - said the exterminator.
- What are ya doing in there? - the husband asked.
- I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths - the man replied.
- And where are ya clothes? - asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said:
- Those little bastards!...